What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 23:49
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
{RING} {RING}
After a few moments he returns.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What happens psychologically to a man the first time he gets penetrated anally?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.